WeLcome

my it'S beEn a whIle, no? whAt haVe you beEn up to? noThing much, i assume? that's expected. well, i won't keep you for long.

you already know what i'm going to say, so i'll cut right to the chase. you are fucked. there's no denying that. you knew what you were getting into, and yet? god i hope you grow more eyes, you demented little freak. if there is a god, he looks down on you in disgust and shame. what a waste of resources.

ah. it feels good to know you'll read that and squint your eyes like you do when someone makes a valid point of criticism. and while i live it up in my cozy 5x5 room, you get to go exploring forests and harassing teenagers. unlike you, some of us actually work to change this shit. not like you would know, mx. livin' it up in a manor.

i've gotten off-topic. you know what you need to do. and you know i'm always watching, yeah? it's in the job description. i get spared to do the big guy's website development and spying. not a lot of fun to do for an eternity. so if you know what's good for you. you'll do it.

or else.